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long weekend, baby. This Friday at the Royal everybody was quite literally kung foo fighting.
...especially Jackie Chan, in the 1970s, in that great asian classic known as "The Master With Crack Hands".
Seriously.
I wish I spoke in chinese subtitles.
Hell, I wish everyone spoke in chniese subtitles.
Then we'd walk around all day saying things like "Apricot! Do you fight vertically or horizontally? Take of your clothes and enter the sack."
And we did.
FIN.
ps. Megs would like me to inform you all that she is leaving for camp tomorrow, and as she is an enormous skank (not in a good way) and refuses to get her own LJ, I'm posting her mailing address for her.
Megan Katz
c/o Camp Pinecrest
1090 Gullwing Lake Road
Torrance Ont., CAN
P0C 1M0
So write to her. Or don't. And make her cry. Or don't. Actually write. I know I will. PEER PRESSURRRRRRRRE.
Anonymous
July 30 2005, 15:42:58 UTC 6 years ago
love,
Megs
July 31 2005, 15:57:58 UTC 6 years ago
if i mention you in all my updates from now on will you continue to comment anonymously under the alias of "megs", who cannot reply to this because she is currently somewhere in the woods, and in fact, did not write this comment herself in the FIRST PLACE???
answer:
yes.
July 30 2005, 16:02:04 UTC 6 years ago
ERIKA SIREN THATS WHO.
the girl you have come to know and love, then hate, then supposedly love but really make fun of her heritage behind her back.
so i say.
after writing megs you write me.
or you can just fling things in my general directions.
and ill fling back.
or write.
July 31 2005, 15:58:56 UTC 6 years ago
and if i do, well, it's only because you're finnish, and that's funny.
July 30 2005, 18:28:37 UTC 6 years ago
what a fantastic movie
my favourite part was when the General randomly smokes the crazy old man's pipe/pimp cane in the middle of the fight scene, and when the crazy old man farts on him.
July 31 2005, 15:59:46 UTC 6 years ago
and when i fell asleep and woke up and STILL had no idea why there was a man named Crack.
July 31 2005, 03:26:35 UTC 6 years ago
KUNG FU FRIDAYS
I just loved Lung aka Jakie Chan's Master. Actually, he just frightened me with his arbitrary appearances from the woods, his dueling farts and pedofile ways. Oh dear, I wish my life had subtitles attached... I'd speak in badly dubed chinese and then little white letters would follow me around. However, I would request that my letters be hott pink instead cuz it's cuter that way.July 31 2005, 16:01:45 UTC 6 years ago
Re: KUNG FU FRIDAYS
i thought jackie was lung...and his master was just...master. but not with crack hands, because that was jackie chan...although really we only ever saw his left hand get crack...and the subtitles never adequately explained why...crack...WHAT??!!?!?!i love you kristen boychuck, and your slut-like bitchin' ways.
August 2 2005, 04:49:54 UTC 6 years ago
Re: KUNG FU FRIDAYS
opps what i meant was i just loved lung's master and lung was played by jackie chan. But you know how Im fat and all? Well my chubby forehead suffocated my brain so I write confusing things that only make sense to me... oh netnet...you make bitchin' moments all the more umm bitchin'er (and incase you want to use the word bitchin'er in your rapping...it rhymes with the word kitchener)-love kristen, your friendly neighbourhood slut
July 31 2005, 11:20:56 UTC 6 years ago
I wish I could kung-fu fight. It is by far the most versatile skill in the world. Hahah.
July 31 2005, 16:03:29 UTC 6 years ago
next summer ask fort york if they need a kung-fu fighter in their 1800s military battles.
and then laugh.
alot.
and then
RUN.